Local cheapskate John is absolutely fuming after his $29 "premium" dentures from a sketchy Facebook ad failed to turn his barren gums into a Hollywood smile.

The toothless wonder genuinely thought he outsmarted the entire medical industry by bypassing actual doctors for a random WhatsApp seller.

Instead of biting into crunchy apples, John is now reduced to gumming them like a pathetic, shrivelled prune.

"I wanted to save money, but now I look like a fucking cartoon character," shouted John, his words whistling through the massive gaps of his $29 plastic toy.

The seller offered a pathetic 25% refund, which is about $7.25—exactly enough for John to buy a mirror and realize he’s a total siao lang.

Maybe next time, don't buy medical equipment from the same place you buy $2 iPhone cables, you giam siap prick.