Hulu’s decision to axe the Buffy reboot has left Singaporeans utterly defenceless against the literal blood-suckers currently running their local companies.

With the lead actress confirming the project is dead, office workers fear there is no one left to stake the nocturnal monsters who demand "urgent" reports at 11 PM.

“Siao eh, I was waiting for Buffy to teach me how to fight my manager,” cried one exhausted junior executive.

“That fellow no reflection in mirror also, every day just suck my soul and my year-end bonus only!”

The director admitted the pilot wasn't perfect, accurately mirroring the average Sinkie’s disappointment with their own tragic, sunless existence.

Apparently, fighting fictional demons is deemed too risky for streaming, while actual corporate parasitism remains Singapore's favourite national sport.