
British Rapper Sentenced to Packing Rice for Confused Sinkies
In a move that has baffled Tampines, a famous British rapper was spotted performing community service at a local eldercare home.
The drill artist was seen packing food rations alongside the British High Commissioner, who was clearly desperate for any form of street credibility.
Witnesses claim the rapper appeared distressed upon realizing the "white powder" he was handling was actually just high-grade Thai fragrant rice.
"I thought he was the new GrabFood boy," remarked one 82-year-old resident.
"He got so many tattoos, I ask him if he stay Changi Prison before, but he just keep saying 'innit' like one siao lang," she added.
"Very weird boy, but he pack the Milo tins quite fast lah."
This satire is based on a real news story.
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