Batam’s premier revenue collectors have finally been recognized for their innovative $300 "Customary Greeting Fee."

While five officers were "reassigned" to count kickbacks in private, local legend Javier Saviola is heading to Execution Island for a masterclass in survival.

The "training" includes dodging firing squads and extorting ghosts for a pack of cigarettes.

Authorities insist this isn’t a death sentence, but a high-stakes team-bonding retreat where the only HR policy is "don't fucking die."

Back at the terminal, new recruits learn that the secret to a successful bribe is a smile that says "I have your passport, CB."

Singaporeans must bring extra cash to cover higher bribe overheads.