The United States has finally cleared its inventory of unwanted human waste by shipping a notorious former YouTube personality back to Singapore.

After discovering that "freedom of speech" does not actually cover being a pervert, the deportee is scheduled to swap his orange jumpsuit for a lovely green army uniform.

One local witness commented, "Wah piang, this fellow really win liao, go US become sex offender then come back do NS, double confirm plus chop he gonna have a very shiok time in Tekong!"

American authorities confirmed that the 27-year-old was handled like a biohazard and express-delivered to face the one thing he hates more than basic hygiene: discipline.

"Liddat also can, run so far just to come back carry rifle and kena knock it twenty," noted a nearby coffee shop regular.

The government is reportedly preparing a special welcome consisting of a buzzcut and several very angry warrant officers.