Technologists have reassured Singaporeans that Generative AI won’t steal their jobs, primarily because no machine is masochistic enough to endure local corporate culture.

While the state insists AI’s ability to understand "broken English" is a productivity boon, internal logs reveal that ChatGPT has been filing for emotional distress after being added to 47 useless WhatsApp workgroups.

"The AI also give up one leh," noted one veteran office manager.

"I tell it to 'steady pom pi pi' and finish the report by tomorrow morning, then the robot reply me saying its life got no meaning and ask if can go stay in IMH or not."

Apparently, artificial intelligence is still far too intelligent to work sixteen-hour days for "growth opportunities."