Hollywood elites claim AI cannot match human creativity, sparking a massive identity crisis for Singaporeans who have spent decades perfecting their impersonation of Microsoft Excel.

A top director insisted AI lacks the "human soul" necessary for storytelling, a direct insult to millions of local workers whose only personality trait is following SOPs until they perish.

This news has rattled the local corporate scene, where being indistinguishable from a high-functioning chatbot is considered the ultimate career goal.

“Siao liao, if AI also cannot be creative, then how I going to justify my salary?” remarked one local clerk.

“I thought my total lack of imagination was a feature, not a bug!” the clerk lamented.

Local experts fear that if AI becomes too "human," Singaporeans may eventually be forced to develop hobbies that aren't just "queueing."