The 4G leadership has finally released their 32-point plan to save the economy, which mostly consists of telling underperforming companies to hurry up and go bankrupt.

"We are building a better ship," said a Minister while standing on a luxury yacht.

"If your business is a leaky bucket, please exit the ocean immediately to free up water for AI startups that thrive on generating pictures of cats in suits."

The report suggests that Singaporeans should embrace "frequent career transitions," a high-SES term for getting fired while a robot replaces your entire department.

To combat global wars and trade tariffs, the committee recommends citizens become "agile" enough to dodge poverty.

By positioning ourselves as a "trusted hub," we can ensure that while the world burns, we will at least have the most expensive fire extinguishers.

The government remains confident that as long as we produce enough PDFs, the economy will definitely stop collapsing.