The Sing Song Social Club has officially become the largest gathering of people who should never be allowed near a microphone, with founder Aarika Lee claiming that screeching in unison is the only way to prevent total mental collapse.

By removing the audition process, Lee has successfully curated a 400-strong ensemble that sounds like a choir of stray cats fighting over a discarded packet of chicken rice.

Participants ranging from toddlers to the elderly have reportedly found solace in the fact that their collective lack of pitch is now considered a viral movement rather than a public nuisance.

Lee defended the project by citing the science of trees, arguing that humans, much like botanical organisms, need to be rooted in a group to avoid being lonely losers.

“Trees don’t judge you if you’re flat on the high notes,” one participant shared while vibrating intensely during a bridge.

“I used to be a functional member of society, but now I spend my Mondays pretending to be a mangrove while yelling Pop 40 hits into the void.”

Authorities have yet to intervene, despite reports that the sheer volume of off-key harmonies has caused several local pigeons to lose their sense of direction.

The club plans to expand further, proving that in Singapore, if you do something poorly enough with enough people, it eventually gets a podcast.