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Singapore Slurp: 30 Ferrari Owners Watch Friend Burn Because Fire Extinguishers Ruin Aerodynamics
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30 Ferrari Owners Watch Friend Burn Because Fire Extinguishers Ruin Aerodynamics

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Marcus Tan
Sunday 10th May 2026 @ 08:07 SST
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Thirty members of the Ferrari Owners’ Club Singapore successfully completed their latest road trip by standing around and watching their friend turn into a well-done steak.

The group confirmed that while they can afford $1.2 million for a car that identifies as Italian, spending $30 on a fire extinguisher was simply not in the budget.

"We usually use that space in the trunk for our ego and spare polo shirts," said one member while filming the charred remains for his Instagram story.

The convoy of high-performance vehicles sat idle as the driver realized his car’s 'Race Mode' didn't include a 'Not Burning To Death' setting.

Malaysian police noted that the white Ferrari 458 was remarkably aerodynamic even while melting into the asphalt of a rural B-road.

The club’s president later clarified that fire extinguishers are considered dead weight and negatively impact the vehicle’s power-to-douchebag ratio.

The remaining survivors eventually continued their journey to Mersing, thankful the smoke didn't stain their linen pants.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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