Isis Sio has been hailed as a productivity genius after securing a permanent hospital stay just 78 seconds into her career.

While most teenagers spend years grinding for a measly two-day MC, Sio bypassed the queue by letting someone punch the consciousness out of her.

“Wah lao, this girl damn power sia, one hit and can sleep until 2050,” commented local clerk, Gary Lim.

“Nowadays Gen Z really don’t want to work, she just decide to nua in bed forever, truly the queen of quiet quitting.”

Promoters confirmed that while Sio is technically convulsing, she is still significantly more responsive than the average civil servant on a Friday afternoon.

Doctors are optimistic that the coma will last long enough for Sio to miss the next three global recessions.